I’m in Perth

i’m in Perth, it’s winter, and i’m busy with lot’s of freelance projects, now, if you’re ever after a £500 white gold vibrator… i’m (maybe) the man to ask. one of my latest projects is for a Broome jeweler who hand makes these toys. got to admit it was fun doing market research!

and yes, that is a broome pearl inset into the bellend.

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