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  • i’ve been in china a year and a month now, and it’s time to get a new visa to live here. so just pop down to hong kong, hand your passport to a travel agent, go out get wasted (thank you people), come back the following morning to find your brand new 1 year business…

  • Back to england for a nice hot week camping in cornwall – the obvious holiday retreat for those living in Shanghai! Our secret family campsite, the ever idyllic community for old school friends and generations of returning families. Something rare about being able to play games with kids nowadays without parents having to worry. Slasha…

  • In the leading machine the Head of the Air Force was sitting beside the pilot. He had a world atlas on his knees and he kept staring first at the atlas, then at the ground below, trying to figure out where they were going. Frantically he turned the pages of the Atlas. “Where the devil…

    “That’s why they always put two blank pages at the back of the atlas.”
  • this week, the infamous shangyang market closed down – infamous for selling fake watches bags dvd’s golf clubs and anything else you could possibly imagine. the now bricked up entrance has a government made banner hung over it stating “ban shangyang market” … err, you just did! another banner reading “beat conterfeit and shoddy“, good…

  • me: i’d like to post a parcel clerk: what’s in it? me: some clothes and a letter clerk: no, you can only post parcels here, you need to go to a different counter, buy an envelope, then go to another counter to post your letter. me: why? clerk: it will have to go in a…

  • don’t make friends with people who are in charge of the free tequila at a mexican theme bar. and if you do, don’t go there on your birthday. less of a hang over, more like brain damage.

  • katie and michelle super stylists wanted a super stylish site. they got one. visit www.pink-green.co.uk

  • now there was a reason for me to actually buy the new toy… a wedding. with the exception of my aunties and my parents, i’m now the last in my entire small family to be married. but i don’t think i can get married now as my damn cousins have just done it so well.…

  • Contacted to make a simple clean flash for the AdVantage advertising agency in bermuda.This time not for them but for one of thier clients. a local tour opperator. nice site aimed at a mature audience. functionailty includes: full secure credit card ordering bespoke php back end lets you change all the content and images on…

  • 8th April 2006 – mental. mountains. so without the need to cycle across london to get to work for the last two years my cycling has been limited to the few weeks back at my parents house at christmas – while enjoyable it’s cold and pissing wet. however i have recently discovered that the mountain…

  • escape to a little island, stay in a luxury hotel, all just 4 hours from shanghai. beautiful.