my (ben weldon) dot

a creative whiteboard since 1999

safety first

china is a country full of rich culture, vibrant people and a multitude of beautiful landscapes. china is also perfect for drink driving. there aren’t as such any drink driving laws here, but of course that would be stupid to put other people lives at risk. no no. instead we found a go karting track and got utterly bollocked.

the afternoon starts with a pint, then a 10 min race, then another pint, then another race. by the end of 5 races we couldn’t get around the course with out having to be pulled out of the tire walls. our sixth race was prepared for with tequilas. i broke an axle in a pile up with some french people. fortunately there isn’t the hassle of wearing helmets or racing suits… shorts, thongs and tiger beer are all you need for some 30mph mayhem here. wicked.